Some people are fans of the Houston Texans. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Houston Texans. This 2015 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Houston Texans Your 2014 record: 9-7. That record translates to 16-0 if you plug in anything better than a desk lamp at quarterback. Your coach: Bill O’Brien. All of Bill Belichick’s charm; none of his success. The best of all worlds, really. Here is O’Brien talking about his own franchise during the premiere of Hard Knocks… “Let’s be honest with each other. This place has no respect in the league, just so you guys are all aware of that. This organization is 96-126. Thirty games below .500. Turn your TV on; nobody talks about the Houston Texans because …